i will pretend this isn't for you.

May 17

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cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle:

One time when I was little I ran away from home because I was upset but I just took left turns because I wasnt allowed to cross the street so I ended up back at home it was really embarrassing 

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wo-nderland:

groovymuttations:

what if someone was attractive but not attractive enough to be called hot

can I call them toasty

im calling people toasty from now on ok

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alonzo1948:

Lets play a game called “how many fandom references can I put in my class project before someone notices”

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alxesi:

will.i.pm

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kristinpenguin:

adahm:

my favorite musical is “Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or so Help Me”

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swagchat:

swagchat:

swagchat:

what type of music do chiropractors listen to

hip-pop

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