May 2013
jenthesoprano:
I don’t know how all these teenagers sneak out at night I’m too lazy to even get out of bed
iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:
Idea for perpetual motion machine. Me fucking your mom. Because I never stop
ambassador-of-anguish:
shouldertappingghosts:
If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate...
stelmarias:
next time your teacher asks if you can go to the bathroom piss yourself in front of them to prove that yes, you can
lcate:
*sells my virginity at a yard sale*
“She waited for the train to pass. Then she said, “I sometimes think that...”
– Haruki Murakami (via langleav)
jakemalik:
me and my dog type each other messages sometimes
Me: *sits in towel for 6 months after showering*
takethewesttraintopanicstation:
On a scale from Will Smith to Amanda Bynes how much have you changed in the past 10 years
Fuck Yeah Zelda Fitzgerald: grobbins submitted I... →
fyeahzeldafitzgerald:
grobbins submitted
I would have submitted this as an ask but it was too long. Sorry! I love the discussion going on!
I prefer some the feminist criticism of Scott’s work, particularly regarding Daisy. I would argue that she is by far the least horrible of the bunch. None of the other…
Nick: u cant repeat the past
Gatsby: i can't-
Gatsby: i can't repeat the past? !
Gatsby: NO W OLD SPORT I CAN REPEAT THE PAST IF I WANTED TO ANYONE CAN REPEAT THE PAST I SAY ANYONE OLD SPORT EVEN AN OLD SPORT LIKE U CAN REPEAT THE PAST OLD SPORT I SAY OLD SPORT U CAN REPEAT ANYTHING EVEN TURNING DAISY INTO A REAL LIVE' PETUNIA.
Nick:
Nick: you mean that you can turn daisy into a real life daisy
Gatsby: [says in a low voice] yes
((REBLOG IF IT IS OKAY TO COME INTO YOUR INBOX AND...
profoak:
here’s a list of good blogs:
1)me
2)not u
biggietoosmalls:
if you dont imagine what it’d be like waking up next to Niall and hearing his groggy morning voice and his super thick accent, scooting closer to him so he can wrap his arms around you and kiss your forehead. i don’t know what you’re doing.
Me after just cleaning my room: Wow, I am never letting my room get messy again!
The next day: has anyone seen my bed
wilwheaton:
I really hope Yahoo doesn’t fuck up Tumblr like it’s fucked up … well, every single thing it’s ever touched in the history of the universe.
wilwheaton:
I really hope Yahoo doesn’t fuck up Tumblr like it’s fucked up … well, every single thing it’s ever touched in the history of the universe.
z1c:
being 20+ on tumblr
IF YOU HAVE NOT EXPERIENCED AN EMOTIONAL BREAKDOWN FROM HARRY POTTER YOU HAVE NOT LIVED
What she says: I'm fine.
What she means: On Saturday, Sherlock, Doctor Who, and Supernatural will all be on hiatus and I don't know if I can deal with that.
cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle:
One time when I was little I ran away from home because I was upset but I just took left turns because I wasnt allowed to cross the street so I ended up back at home it was really embarrassing
wo-nderland:
groovymuttations:
what if someone was attractive but not attractive enough to be called hot
can I call them toasty
im calling people toasty from now on ok
alonzo1948:
Lets play a game called “how many fandom references can I put in my class project before someone notices”
